Why the title is like that? Read on and you will know. My ex
company used to have a young and friendly office assistant. Her
waist is very thin, however her top and buttock is not proportioned
to her waist. (big)
Her job was to hand any documents to all higher executives and
above, besides making coffee for meeting. Our offices sitting
arrangement is very close and the walkway is very narrow. Walk a
bit left, touch the one sitting on the left, walk a bit right
banked on the wall. So if she walked toward you, her buttock most
likely will touch your hands. Or the top will touched your folded
arm. Else you found yourself banked on the wall.
She was standing beside the table chatting with one of my officer.
One of my manager came toward my cubical while on his mobile phone.
His swinging hand touched her buttock when passing her. Of course,
my manager said sony, sony hol.
I don't know what to say next.. 
